Joke Time!

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control
for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil
thing I could do to him legally."

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with
communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened
to the instructor.
"It is essential that husbands and
wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's
favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and
whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at
home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he
would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an
early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
(and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew
she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious,
he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened
him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.