One day, long, long ago.......
there lived a woman who did not whine or nag.
But this was a long time ago.......
and it was just that one day.
The End
Friday, May 23, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
First Kiss.....
It's your First Kiss and several questions might come to mind:
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
AND---Should you use some tongue?
Then you say .....
"What the heck....just go for it!!!
(Did I just hear you go......YUCK!!!.....like I did? Where's the parent here...oh, yeah, they're taking the picture!!)
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
AND---Should you use some tongue?
Then you say .....
"What the heck....just go for it!!!
(Did I just hear you go......YUCK!!!.....like I did? Where's the parent here...oh, yeah, they're taking the picture!!)
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
"Dumbing Down our Kids"
"Dumbing Down our Kids" by educator Charles Sykes is a list of things you did not learn in school. Feel free to share with those needing direction.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time..
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time..
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
The Human Race
A little girl asked her mother: "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered: "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered: "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said: "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered: "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
The mother answered: "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered: "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said: "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered: "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
Sunday, May 18, 2008
"Enchanted"
When you read the next post, you'll know why I'm posting this video. I watched the movie Enchanted this afternoon and really enjoyed it. Hope you do too!
Saturday, May 17, 2008
"Cinderelly"
I love this website, icanhascheezburger. It has the cutest and sometimes weirdest photos of cats and sometimes, as above, other animals. I particularly like this one because it reminds me of some of my favorite movies, like Cinderella, that I haven't seen in many years. Look at the mice above, you can just hear them singing that song, can't you? It makes me want to watch it again...along with Snow White, Aladdin and Beauty & the Beast. Just think about these movies and your own personal favorites...time for a movie marathon day with plenty of popcorn!
Laundry....I dun't have time for no stinkin' laundry...I'm watching Cinderella!!
Have a blessed Sunday.....
Friday, May 16, 2008
Illegal Immigration
(Received this in an email. In the following editorial, "I/me" is the illegal, "You" is the citizen and "House" is the country.)
A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
Her point:
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, 'No! I like it here. It's better than my house. I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house.
You are Required to feed me.
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan.
You are Required to educate my kids.
You are Required to provide other benefits to me & to my family.
(my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house ...And what a deal it is for me!!!
I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.
Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE so you can communicate with me.
A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
Her point:
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, 'No! I like it here. It's better than my house. I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house.
You are Required to feed me.
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan.
You are Required to educate my kids.
You are Required to provide other benefits to me & to my family.
(my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house ...And what a deal it is for me!!!
I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.
Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE so you can communicate with me.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Happy Birthday, Sis!!!
Today is my sister's birthday. She's......oh, it might be a secret to some but she's a year younger than me, so figure that out! She and her husband are out west on a week's vacation touring around Lake Tahoe, Yellowstone and trying not to get eaten by bears in the parking lot. She said she got a good photo of a juvenile dumpster diving. He was hungry after a long winter!
As we have grown older, we have gotten closer and I'm so happy about that. There's a special bond between sisters..I know there is with us. Now we fought like sisters when we were little. But we had good times too. We both remember giggling in our bed when our dad, thinking he was so funny tinkling these bells down the the hallway on Christmas Eve, and then laughing out loud once he got to his bedroom. Phyl and I had such a good laugh too and still to this day. And I still have those bells.
One of my favorite photos of us is to the left. We were in N. Georgia last month on vacation and had such a good time. This moment was on a walk in the woods and we just felt like being goofy and taking funny photos. What a fun time!
Thanks, sis, for good memories and being such a good friend to me. I love you dearly and always will.....:)
As we have grown older, we have gotten closer and I'm so happy about that. There's a special bond between sisters..I know there is with us. Now we fought like sisters when we were little. But we had good times too. We both remember giggling in our bed when our dad, thinking he was so funny tinkling these bells down the the hallway on Christmas Eve, and then laughing out loud once he got to his bedroom. Phyl and I had such a good laugh too and still to this day. And I still have those bells.
One of my favorite photos of us is to the left. We were in N. Georgia last month on vacation and had such a good time. This moment was on a walk in the woods and we just felt like being goofy and taking funny photos. What a fun time!
Thanks, sis, for good memories and being such a good friend to me. I love you dearly and always will.....:)
Monday, May 5, 2008
"Men in Tights"....AHS Chorus
The following posts are from a recent chorus concert for Apopka High School in Apopka, FL. It was called "Hollywood" and featured the various choruses.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
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